So, I watched this 15 minute long video on YouTube about Beyonce and how her latest Lemonade shit is full of Illuminati symbols, Satanic symbols, all kinds of shit. What I find so freaking hilarious is that these people are so ridiculous that they’re trying to grasp at straws to find symbolism that isn’t there. It’s just.. not.. there, people!
Let me educate you people on something. If a secret society did exist out there, do you really think they’d be all flashy flashy in public? No, of course they wouldn’t. Why? Because they’re trying to be FUCKING SECRET, ya morons! Why draw attention to yourself when you’re obviously trying to stay hidden? That’s like going into a supermarket and blatantly showing everyone that I’m trying to steal from the store, although I’m telling my besty over here that I’m all secret and shit.
Wake the fuck up, people. Stop being sheep. Whatever happened to critical thinking? Do you really, honestly, truly think that this world-dominating secret society truly wants you to find out its’ evil doings? If there truly is a larger force out there that is truly world-dominating, it’s obviously not the Illuminati. I can say that with 100% certainty.
Or.. here’s another theory: Hiding in plain sight. Make your “secret society” so ridiculous to the public that they dismiss any claim that your “secret society” even exists.
But, who knows which theory is right? I sure don’t. And I don’t give a flying fuck either. I’m more concerned about what I can actually see and hear.. ya know, the real federal government actually slowly taking our rights away. But, instead of focusing on that, the fat and entertained sheep, otherwise known as U.S. citizens, are more concerned about what the next bitchy celebrity is wearing and what her music is about, instead of worried about their rights and privacy being violated.
But, hey. Whatev’s. You wanna go down that road? Don’t complain about the state of affairs when you get to the end of said road.. when there are no rights to defend you, no human brave enough to defend you. You’ll be on your hands and knees wondering why you didn’t speak up sooner.
What do I know? I’m just a silly GenX idiot.